A conversation between my father and I

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/06/2015 at 08:19 • Filed to: audi, all road

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It was Easter day, and we make a quick run to the local store to buy some sweet buttery rolls while Ma monitored the ham situation.

Suddenly, an Allroad pulls up and parks across from us.

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Me: "Ever since I was in middle school, I've always wanted to own one of those."

Him: "What, the Ford?"

Me: "No, that allroad."

He scans the lot and sees it.

Him: "Ahh. Yeah I would love to own one. They look great, but..."

He then sighs.

"... They're not very... Reliable."

Even my own father is aware of the allroad reputation.

This is the same man who said that his '80(81?) Audi 4000 was best car he's ever owned.

Maybe I'll shop for one of those instead.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/06/2015 at 08:27

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If you are familiar with the idea of reliability, you are aware that the allroad is unreliable.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/06/2015 at 08:34

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At this rate every car I wilk ever own is going to end up being something with a Toyota R-series engine. I just bought a house so one-time dream of owning an allroad or 8-series or 944 is kind of *whoosh* no mas.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/06/2015 at 09:19

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2.7s are wicked fun when they work. Also they arent too expensive to own. Best part about audis is that most parts are used over many models/brands(unlike bmw, volvo, merc), so sourcing parts is super easy and cheap (if you know where to look). A buddy of mine just picked up a complete motor for 500.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
04/06/2015 at 10:09

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A man can dream. It's not just about he moe-nay, though. I no longer have room for additional cars at the new house.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/06/2015 at 10:10

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Thats a good problem to have...provided you like them all lol.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/06/2015 at 10:50

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Since with the allroad, you get the double dose of the APB 2.7T engine *and* the wonky air suspension... Both are great...when they work...and have the capability to be stupidly expensive when they don't (ahem, engine pull to replace turbos, and yes, that is the factory provided procedure).

One or the other is reasonable (allroad 4.2, or S4 Avant), but both requires a certain level of LSD to consider it a reasonable option.

Disclaimer: I track an S4 sedan with the APB engine.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
04/06/2015 at 14:35

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'Twas not meant to be